words i used in 2008:
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
im too young to have lost or broken this many pairs of earphones
I text my mom when I get out of class, wanting to talk to her about my Spanish test. I ask her how she is, how work is going… She responds that she’s spending the day with my father.
This is a little weird because A, my father works, and B, why is she saying father and not dad
Not a minute later, I get this
I am 500% done with this woman today