goinghealthyforlife:

I love my mom. With all my heart. I love her.

billyjoecola:

words i used in 2008:

• LULZ
• adorablez
• chibified
• *sparkles*
• HYPAH
• smexy
• YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
• SQUEEEE!
• FREAKING
• XD
• IMMA
• f*cked
• WOOOOOOOOOOT
• >_>
• NUUU
• RICKROLL’D
• xD
• o.o;
• teh
• .-.
• meanie
• o3e

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

when i try to take a picture:

australiansanta:

im too young to have lost or broken this many pairs of earphones

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

moonstonedazzle:

I text my mom when I get out of class, wanting to talk to her about my Spanish test. I ask her how she is, how work is going… She responds that she’s spending the day with my father.

 

This is a little weird because A, my father works, and B, why is she saying father and not dad

 

Not a minute later, I get this

 

I am 500% done with this woman today